lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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18 minutes ago

cyberpark:

"can you wrap this present for me"
“yeah sure”
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18 hours ago
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snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

(Source: snorlaxatives, via kingsandqueers)

18 hours ago
"Fuck, my tea."
- me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via peachiecreme)

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"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."
- My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

(Source: lule-bell, via survivaloftheshittest)

18 hours ago

the-fletcher-memorial-home:

The Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel ripped from vinyl

Hello darkness my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again

(via gr33neggsandh4m)

mynameisdario:

 

gays—-anatomy:

"Are we datin’? Are we fuckin’?

Are we best friends? Are we something, in between that?

I wish we never fucked and I mean that.

But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome.”

(via sexcake)